Once when I was a kid, I started a julep business. Do you know what juleps are? They’re frozen koolaid in styrofoam cups. Demand was high, but I wasn’t making too many sales because I was getting high on my own supply. So I quit.
She walked in my room with her book bag still attached to her back. A look of horror was pasted on her face. Something wasn’t right.
And as her mother, I needed to get to the bottom of it.
Her: They stole my money!