(Insert children laughing. Loud. Lots.)
My Child (kinda VERY upset): Everyone is getting wedgies except for me! When is it going to be my turn?
Random Girl (the wedgie queen): Give me a second…I’ll get you next.
My Child: Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
The Wedgie Queen: Ready?
My Child (anxiously awaiting her turn to be violated): Yup!
(Silence.)
(Followed by intense sudden screaming)
(Insert more children laughing. Loud. Lots.)
My Child: OMG! These panties are hard to get out!! It’s like you were born to give wedgies. You should be like a professional wedgie giver or something (I’m sure that somewhere in the world, this was a compliment).
There were so many things wrong with this scenario, but the one thing that disturbed me the most is how excited she was about the wedgie.
Must.
Re-evaluate.
My.
Parenting skills.
ASAP!
Befuddled,
Tiph
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This is tooo funny Tiph!!! My little sisters say crazy stuff like that all the time!